i got an expensive new bed. full disclosure: my mom bought dave & me a bed via my brother’s medical school loan money in exchange for six weeks of lodging in our apartment during one of his brooklyn hospital rotations so that our old bed could go in our SECOND BEDROOM (also very adult) (what up brooklyn!). but, there is a new bed. it takes up almost the entire room, and i’ve gone and dumbed it down by adding a string light installation but oh my word last night i reached transcendental levels of sleep that i thought could never be achieved by people belonging to my caste. stearns and foster, i salute you.