disguised as oyster crackers, complimentary with any soup or salad from hale & hearty and designed so that you quite literally cannot eat just one. ’tis true: you start with just one, okay, just one little handful, okay, a few more, and before you know it there are crumbs in your hair and everyone in the office is quietly looking at you and all that remains of said oyster crackers is the torn-open bag sitting empty in front of you on the desk.