the royal wedding WAS a story of romance. girl gets accepted into university. girl’s mother hears that the prince of england will be attending a neighboring university. girl chooses the same university. prince of england falls in love with girl. ten years later, they marry. girl becomes princess.

i couldn’t predict how excited i’d be about this at 4:30AM, but it happened. the bride wore mcqueen. prince william was warm and friendly, like his late mother. behold the future of england.