Translation for normal peeps: Today at my beloved boss Beth’s birthday brunch at Balthazar (okay, it was lunch but I wanted to keep the alliteration going), we strolled past a surprisingly H-O-T Marc Jacobs dining and laughing in a booth with Anna. (Yes, Wintour. Duh.) My first MJ-in-the-flesh spotting, and I have to say, I was MUCH more starstruck in the 30 seconds I stared at him than I was in the three hours I spent at last night’s Glamour Women of the Year awards, where I spied, to name a few, Bill Clinton, Rihanna, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Michael Douglas, Amy Poehler, and Maya Angelou. (Okay, so Maya Angelou had me pretty starstruck, but you get the general point, right?)